{"slip": { "id": 23, "advice": "Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}
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{"fact":"In Holland\u2019s embassy in Moscow, Russia, the staff noticed that the two Siamese cats kept meowing and clawing at the walls of the building. Their owners finally investigated, thinking they would find mice. Instead, they discovered microphones hidden by Russian spies. The cats heard the microphones when they turned on.","length":318}
{"fact":"British cat owners spend roughly 550 million pounds yearly on cat food.","length":71}
{"slip": { "id": 70, "advice": "Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road."}}
{"slip": { "id": 127, "advice": "When hugging, hug with both arms and apply reasonable, affectionate pressure."}}
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