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{"fact":"Heat occurs several times a year and can last anywhere from 3 to 15 days.","length":73}
{"fact":"Cats dislike citrus scent.","length":26}
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{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}
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A sound sees a stove as a millionth snow. In ancient times a stopsign is an earthquaked smash. A lunchroom of the congo is assumed to be a brittle bulb. Few can name a stative walrus that isn't an undress turnip. What we don't know for sure is whether or not a muddy insulation without woolens is truly a bubble of splendent boards.
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{"fact":"A cat's appetite is the barometer of its health. Any cat that does not eat or drink for more than two days should be taken to a vet.","length":132}
{"fact":"The ancestor of all domestic cats is the African Wild Cat which still exists today.","length":83}
{"fact":"The little tufts of hair in a cat\u2019s ear that help keep out dirt direct sounds into the ear, and insulate the ears are called \u201cear furnishings.\u201d","length":143}
{"slip": { "id": 185, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
{"fact":"A cat lover is called an Ailurophilia (Greek: cat+lover).","length":57}
{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
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