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Spoon bending is the deformation of objects, especially metal cutlery, purportedly by paranormal means. It is a common theme for magic tricks, which use a variety of methods to produce the effect. Performers commonly use misdirection to draw their audience's attention away while the spoon is manually bent. Another method uses a metal spoon that has been prepared by repeatedly bending the spoon back and forth, weakening the material. Applying light pressure will then cause it to bend or break.
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{"slip": { "id": 154, "advice": "State the problem in words as clearly as possible."}}
{"slip": { "id": 150, "advice": "The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten."}}
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